Today I am going to write letters. Letters to anyone or anything. These letters are going to be short, sweet, and to the point. Often only one sentence long. So enjoy the mismatched ramblings about people/things that come from inside my crazy head!
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Dear Smith,
Where exactly did you go after 1st hour?
Still wondering,
Your owner
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Dear Carl(s),
Sorry for poking holes in your face. Tell your brothers to stay in the box!
Sincerely,
Kaden
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Dear Asphalt,
Why do you have to be so rocky?
Still scratched,
The runner
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Dear Daisies,
Did you not get the message that it was spring? What has taken you so long?
Relieved,
The flower photographer
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Dear Social Studies,
STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!!
Frustrated,
Your upset owner
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Dear Mr. Two,
Who are you???
Sincerely,
Puzzled
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Dear Squirrel,
Just go away, okay? Just leave.
Annoyed,
The girl in the windowsill
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Dear Macbeth,
Your boots scare me...
Sincerely,
The director
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Dear QRM,
Please get a haircut.
Love,
The younger sis
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Dear Servant,
You annoy me. A lot.
Sincerely,
Mettel
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Dear Endings,
I never have liked you.
Still here,
The hater
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Have a "Fan-taco-tastic" day! (wink wink chloe!)
~Kaden